Category Archives: STDs

I Was Standing Next To A Man At The Urinal And He Splashed Some Of His Pee On My Foot. Can I Get Something?

No.  But It Sounds Like A New Kind Of Golden Shower!

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Can You Get Herpes From “Grinding”?

Do You “Grind” Naked?  If Yes, Then Yes!

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How Can I Stop My Boyfriend From Scratching His Package All Night Long?

We think your boyfriend needs to take his package to a doctor ASAP!

 

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My Husband And I Have Only Had Sex With Each Other For Our Entire Marriage. How Did I Get An STD?

Hmmm.  That a tough one.  Let us think about that one for a minute.  How do you think you might have gotten it?  From a toilet seat?  Your dog licking you?    You might want to ask your ever-loving, faithful husband what he has been unable to keep in his pants lately.  We guarantee the answer is NOT his wallet or his keys.

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Isn’t It True If Homosexuals Would Stop Having Sex, HIV Would Go Away?

Wow!  First of all, where did you hear that one?  Second of all, what possessed to think it might even be true?  Third of all, do you know any homoexuals?  Maybe you should ask them.  If YOU stop having sex, will your lack of brain cells go away?

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Is It Easier For Black People To Get HIV Than White People?

Not true…  Thetans are statistically known to be more inclined to get HIV than any other race of people on Earth.  Or the universe to be completely accurate.  Common sense dictates that practicing safe sex (consistently using condoms) will help reduce everyone’s chance of contracting HIV.StupidSexQuestions-50x50

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If A Dog Bit Someone With HIV And Then Bit Another Person, Would That Person Get HIV?

It depends on if the dog was in a high-risk canine category.  Was the dog part werewolf?  If so, you’re soooo completely screwed.

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