No. But It Sounds Like A New Kind Of Golden Shower!
Filed under Bizarre, STDs
Do You “Grind” Naked? If Yes, Then Yes!
We think your boyfriend needs to take his package to a doctor ASAP!
Hmmm. That a tough one. Let us think about that one for a minute. How do you think you might have gotten it? From a toilet seat? Your dog licking you? You might want to ask your ever-loving, faithful husband what he has been unable to keep in his pants lately. We guarantee the answer is NOT his wallet or his keys.
Wow! First of all, where did you hear that one? Second of all, what possessed to think it might even be true? Third of all, do you know any homoexuals? Maybe you should ask them. If YOU stop having sex, will your lack of brain cells go away?
Not true… Thetans are statistically known to be more inclined to get HIV than any other race of people on Earth. Or the universe to be completely accurate. Common sense dictates that practicing safe sex (consistently using condoms) will help reduce everyone’s chance of contracting HIV.
It depends on if the dog was in a high-risk canine category. Was the dog part werewolf? If so, you’re soooo completely screwed.