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Can You Get HIV From A Hickey?

Only If  A Vampire Gives It To You.

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How Do I Talk To My Girlfriend About Pregnancy?

Isn’t She The One That Has To Talk To You First?

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Since My G/F Got pregnant She Isn’t Been Havein Her Period. Do U Think The Baby Is Drinkin The Blood??? She 6 Month Pregnant

I DO think the baby is drinking the blood! There is literally no other explanation. What you’ve got on your hands is a vampire baby. Your girlfriend has been having sex with a vampire. And I’m suspecting it’s a biracial baby, either half-black (if she got it on with Blacula or Count Chocula) or half-purple (if she got it on with The Count).

 

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